Telephone sound receiver接起电话little girl .... man: "Hey, small娃儿, I am a mother and father where?" Little girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen's room upstairs." Somewhat of men angrily said: "What Uncle Chan?叫陈our uncle did not know the people, ah!" little girl: "There are, ah, every time you come to work after her mother's uncle ah Chen." But soon enough, a man calmly沉住气said: "Small娃儿, we play a good game." The little girl said excitedly: "Yes!" men: "You go upstairs room, and then yelled," Daddy come back to it! "After listening to phone again."照着做little girl, and soon heard a scream, little girl ..... men followed the phone: "how a mother?" The little girl: "Mother heard you came back, on out of the room, accidentally fell off the stairs, do not move. "satisfaction a little man then asked:" What does uncle ..... CHAN? "little girl:" I saw him jump from the window of the room Under the swimming pool, but he seems to forget that his father had been swimming the day before yesterday in order to clean up water release, and now lying in his swimming pool at the end, not moving. "a man of silence for a while men:" Swimming Pool ....... YOU? ......... I would like to ask here is not a 881 number is 。。。。。?" little girl: "no." Man: "Oh, sorry, wrong phone the
有个国王要找驸马,
但要求要让一头牛先点头再摇头最后跳进水
有个人自告奋勇的牵一头牛 到了河边说:听说你很牛B
牛点头 说:你认识我不 牛摇头这人拎起一把刀叉牛,牛跳进了水里,国王说这样太残忍了于是那个再来一次他有牵了那一头牛到了河边问:认识我不牛急忙点头问:还牛B不牛马上摇头说:知道怎么做了吧牛一下子就跳进了水里
我不知道对不对啊
Prince Consort have a horse to find the king, but the request to allow a cow to his head and then jumped into the water, shaking his head the last of the individual volunteered to lead a cow to the river, said: I heard that you are nodding Niu Niu B said: Do you know that I am not shaking his head cattle who picked up a knife and fork cattle, cattle jumped into the water, King said that the result is too cruel that again that he has led the cow to the river Q: I do not understand the cattle nodded hastily asked: Niu B also does not Niu shaking his head at once said: you know how to do the cow jumped into the water immediately
求一篇5分钟左右的英语故事，要搞笑的，两人对话形式的，带翻译~
有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语。
于是，俺就对他说：
“I am sorry”。
“I am sorry，too”外国人回答。
“I am sorry three”我道。
“What are you sorry for?”外国人问。
“I am sorry five”我说……
clerk A.=A ； clerk B =B， Boss =C
A : Dear sir, This is A.
C: Hi, A. What can I do for you?
A: I want to ask for 10 days off.
C: 10 days?
A : Yes .
C: why?
A: I have to go home to help our family for the harvest season.
C: how is your family? how many members do you have?
A: I have a sister. She is too young to do so heavy work. So I have to go home to help our parents.
C: Got . I will check with your foreman and let him tell you when you can leave.
A: Ok. Thanks verymuch in advance.
C : Hi, B, How is the production line and order schedule?
B: Machines are working well, Each orders have been arranged in line . Everthings is good now.
A: how is A？
C: he is a hardworking. I like him.
A: ok. just now I meet him and he told me to ask for 10 days off. He said he will go home to help his family.
C: Yes, He told me that. but I cannot promise so many days. He must ask you according to our rule.
A: okay , I got. you can tell him I agree.
C: I know. Thanks very much.
C : hi, A, Good luck to you.
A: hi, C, what is the matter?
C : Boss has agree with your proposal for 10days off. You are lucky.
A: Great! Thank you so much. Say greetings to our boss for me.
C: Okay . See you.
A : See you .
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#公秋# Fang: (出场) My name is Fang Fang. I am a student of Sanya No.1 Middle School. Granny: 芳芳,芳芳. Fang: Oh, my granny is calling me. Do you know my granny? Everyone in our neighborhood calls her ＂Modern Granny＂. She is ...
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#公秋# This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations. “I want'yes'or'no,'”thundered counsel.“There is no ...
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#公秋# I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't asleep,＂ ...
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#公秋# The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, ＂Do come and see me at my ...
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#公秋# L;Hai eyery one ,I'm Lily. H;one or every ,nobody billiant.but one is excellent you can say;＂I'm lucky dog.＂ K;you're lucky dog,you can have a dog than you can say:＂I'm lucky dog ＂
